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Machete (2010)


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0.5 out of 10 AWFUL!!!!!!
Peter from Dublin, 04 Apr 2011
This is terrible I really cant understand how they were allowed make this. It really has the feel that they simply made it up as they went along. How De Niro agreed to be in this I will never know. If you take it as a comedy it is up there with anchorman though.
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3 out of 10 Not bad
Sean from Wicklow, 12 Apr 2011
Action films are meant to be entertaining Political / human rights films are meant to be informative Machete tries to do both, but while it's tasteless and full of OTT violence, that was the intention of the director. Watch it, if only for the laugh.
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2 out of 10 Mexican Tarantino
Wesley from Limerick, 08 Aug 2011
This is like a Mexican Tarantino flick. Ridiculous plot, lots of killing and some gratuitous nudity. If you're a 13yr old boy you might enjoy it.
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3.5 out of 10 Blood,guts and great gore!!
William from Wicklow, 26 May 2011
Typical Rodiguez/Tarentino type blood and guts 70's grinhouse gritty movie.. One for havin' the mates over,few beers and burgers..
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0.5 out of 10 Exactly what it says on the tin
ann from Meath, 30 May 2011
Ordered my mistake. turned off after 3 mins.
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What's it about....
The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavoury types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of non-violence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys...

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