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Valhalla Rising (2009)



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0.5 out of 10 Brutal
kerry from Clare, 15 Jul 2010
After reading so many great reviews of this i was excited about watching a super violent viking film but to my horror someone slipped acid in my tea before i watched it.thats what it certainly felt like. no point to the movie what so ever.i like my fair share of artsy movies but this was nothing short of diabolical.
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0.5 out of 10 Dont be a fool,,,leave this one alone
david from Louth, 26 Jul 2010
This has to be the most awfull load of you know what i have ever seen.IT SOUNDED good when you read what its about but its like some one with a buget of 2 euro and a phone cam made it......... dont rent this please please please
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0.5 out of 10 Valhalla Rising
Bryan from Meath, 02 Jul 2010
Absolutely awful. Thought that it would be something like 300 or Gladiator but couldn't get to the end even if I passsed out drunk in front of it! Please could we have a '0' rating especially for this movie?
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0.5 out of 10 First year film students take note
Dermot from Westmeath, 16 Aug 2010
How NOT to make a movie. I'll sit through fair shite with a few cans , but this was a bridge too far and to be abandoned half ways through.... Mads witty dialogue was the only saving grace !!!
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0.5 out of 10 Really really really bad
Francesco from Dublin, 13 Feb 2011
Crap...horrible...disgusting...i never watched a movie like that...oh my god...i really hope that anyone who reads this comment will take it for true cause this movie is unwatchable
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1000 AD, for years, One Eye, a mute warrior of supernatural strength, has been held prisoner by the Norse chieftain Barde. Aided by Are, a boy slave, One Eye slays his captor and together he and Are escape, beginning a journey into the heart of darkness. On their flight, One Eye and Are board a Viking vessel, but the ship is soon engulfed by an endless fog that clears only as the crew sights an unknown land. As the new world reveals its secrets and the Vikings confront their...

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